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Mmmmm... Joose. - A main circuit cable, plugged into the fetish dreams of white-trash America!
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Mmmmm... Joose.
In today's world, you are not only entitled to a lucrative career and seven kids, the crippling debt of a mortgage you will never repay, a gigantic land yacht that gets 75 feet to the gallon, greasy fried meat on a healthy whole wheat bun, but you have the divine, endowed right to have plenty of energy while you get shitfaced. Yes. It's JOOSE!



Part energy drink part malt liquor, Joose is just the thing for when I want to get off work and get my beer buzz on in the morning without all the pesky worries of falling asleep at the wheel after cruising back from a morning of playing Madden and general debauchery after a week of graveyard shift fun and MAKING AMERICA STRONG!

That's right people. No need to thank me. I have my can of Joose in its brown paper slipcase at the ready.

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weissman From: weissman Date: August 29th, 2008 01:17 am (UTC) (Link)
Its kind of like Red Bull and Vodka -Yummy!

Bob
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